Last year, my social life went down the drain when my plastic surgeon told me that I couldn’t participate in any activities where balls fly at my nose. (Clueless!!!)
This year, it’s all different because, just like last year and the eight years before that, Adidas is hosting Fanatic X, their tenth annual soccer tournament this Saturday. Naturally, The Standard, New York has a team called The Standard Football Club, and we’re gonna take this tourney.
Come down to Chelsea Waterside Park this Saturday, July 9th, from 1pm - 8pm, to watch us kick some soccer A$$! I love a sporting competition…like water polo, but I can get into soccer too.
Details on the invite above. Ask for me when you get there. Don’t drink all my beer.